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Matt Hunziker


In teacher review, disregard 'XXXtra Credit'
By Matt Hunziker
Please rate the teacher to the best of your abilities.

Matt takes life—and column—unscripted
By Matt Hunziker
The "Sixty-Two Thousand Dollar Man," coming soon to a theatre near you!

Matt fights off sleep, bees, cerebral control
By Matt Hunziker
Why won't you just drink some coffee, Matt?

Matt leaves meat, journals about breakup
By Matt Hunziker
After a long-term affair with meat-filled cuisine, Matt breaks the ties and tries tofu.

Matt matures, voices concern over changes
By Matt Hunziker
The change in Matt's vocal chords inspires him to change his dialect.

Art budget cut, elephant painting thrives
By Matt Hunziker
Matt muses about the artistic abilities of the Thai Elephant

Apply now for one Hell of a summer job
By Matt Hunziker
Willing to commit your soul in the ninth circle? Apply within.

Matt joins Tony Fly at Stargate Nightclub
By Matt Hunziker
Matt learns that nightclubs aren't quite what Tony Fly promised they would be.

Matt swears to tell the whole, naked truth
By Matt Hunziker
Matt's new job is both prestigious and exotic.

Matt takes historical trip to flavor country
By Matt Hunziker
When did smoking start? And why does everyone want to stop it? And what would America be without cigarettes? Matt explains.

Show your true love with a Lurker Letter
By Matt Hunziker
Matt gives tips and suggestions on how anyone can become one of his many secret admirers.

Cardinal Mixtape
By /author/show/340, Eunice Abraham, Brad Boron, Caissa Casarez, Megan Corbett, Megan Dwyer, Matt Hunziker, Jill Klosterman, Kate Marcus, Josh Monifi, Frances Provine, Mario Puig, Mark Riechers, Shawn Small, Kyle Sparks, Justin Stephani, Anna Williams, and Dan Wohl
Already found your special someone's special something? Need some music to set the perfect mood? From Marvin Gaye to Daft Punk, our Arts staff gives its suggestions.

Interview tests moral, intellectual skills
By Matt Hunziker
Matt goes for an interview and discovers that a job will test his moral and ethic conscience.

Hot Chip trade r&b for witty dance-pop on ‘Made in the Dark’
By Matt Hunziker
Cheeky Brits, Hot Chip, produce an catchy, but uneven, album.

Mammoth manatees more to love, adopt
By Matt Hunziker
Matt discusses all of the wonderful incentives for adopting a manatee of your very own.

After France trip, Matt still dislikes swiss
By Matt Hunziker
No matter what form it comes in, Matt cannot bring himself to eat Wisconsin's favorite food

Top 15 Albums of the Year 2007
By Eunice Abraham, Anthony Cefali, Kristin Czubkowski, Andrew Dambeck, Ryan Hebel, Matt Hunziker, Grady Hunziker, Ben Peterson, Mario Puig, and Justin Stephani
The Daily Cardinal Arts staff critiques the top 15 albums of the year.

Cat gains humanity, still licks own butt
By Matt Hunziker
Matt wishes he had fur—and a deep understanding of life.

Matt takes trip, plans to see you next fall
By Matt Hunziker
This week's snow brings out the worst in the university's walkways

Rock band instrumental to post-college plans
By Matt Hunziker
Matt brainstorms an answer for his relatives' "What are you doing after college?" questions in time for the holidays

Giving up is key to...
By Matt Hunziker


Bad tastes all a part of coming of age
By Matt Hunziker
Matt experiences the vulnerability of a coming-of-age ritual without having to battle a giant scorpion

When an ill-mannered gentleman attacks
By Matt Hunziker
A late-night confrontation leaves Matt with several questions for his anonymous attacker

Offensive speech the key to democracy
By Matt Hunziker
Matt argues the fine points of the First Amendment, siding in favor of protecting offensive - but not annoying - speech

Google doppleganger fails to urn reputation
By Matt Hunziker


Running, in all its intoxicating Splenda
By Matt Hunziker
Matt goes over the wonderfully colored world that exsists when someone excercises.

Firing up for cold weather, cautiously
By Matt Hunziker
Matt contemplates uses for his maybe working, fireplace.

A written expression of a vertical desire
By Matt Hunziker



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